What kids say about death?
When you die, they bury you in the ground and your soul goes to heaven, but your body can't go to heaven because it's too crowded up there already. ( Jimmy 10)
When you die, God takes care of you like your mother did when you were alive - only God doesn't yell at you all the time (Mary 8)
Only good people go to heaven. The other people go where it's hot all the time like in Florida ( Rob 7)
Whose dad is the most talented?
3 kids are sitting on the curb, the first one says "guess what? my dad is so talented he writes stuff down on paper calls it a poem and they send him $100 for it!" the second kid says "oh yeah? my dad is so talented he draws squiggly lines on a notebook calls it art and they give him $300 for it!" "that's nothin" the 3rd kid says, "my dad writes some words down calls it a sermon, and it takes five guys to collect all the money!"
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