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Christian Humor

There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old
family Bible to her brother in another part of the country. "Is there
anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk.
"Only the Ten Commandments. " answered the lady.========


Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the
World. There are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good
Morning, Lord," and there are those who wake up in the morning and
say, "Good Lord, it's morning."
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A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question,
"Boys and girls, what do we know about God?"
A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten
boy.
"Really? How do you know?" the teacher asked.
"You know - Our Father, who does art in Heaven... "
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People want the front of the bus, the back of the church,
and the center of attention.
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Give me a sense of humour, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humour out of life,....May God bless u all!

My daily bread :)

"When my heart is in tune with Jesus, and your heart is in tune with Jesus, the Jesus in me is going to love the Jesus in you." -Adrian Rogers

My apartment in Hong Kong

My New Year Resolution...

#NewYearResolution - Is "To do more than I been doin" If u do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten.