When your heart is broken, be encouraged that Jesus knows what you are going through. Later, you can help others whose hearts are broken.

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Man comes home , finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends” ************************


A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, “send me a brother”
Santa wrote back, “SEND ME YOUR MOTHER”
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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
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Husband asks, “Do u know the meaning of WIFE?? Without Information Fighting Everytime”
Wife replies, “No, It means , With Idiot For Ever !!!”
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What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.
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A women asks man who is traveling with six children,
“Are all these kids yours??”
The man replies, ” No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints”.
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A young boy asks his Dad, “What is the difference between confident and confidential.
Dad says, “You are my son, I’m confident about that.
Your friend over there, is also my son, that’s confidential!

Have a Blessed Easter 2009

"Have a Blessed Easter"
PRAISE THE LORD!


WE ARE SAVED THROUGH
JESUS CHRIST

For God
did not send his son
into the world
to condemn the world,
but to save the world...
John 3:17

Wishing you Christ’s peace at Easterand the happiness of knowing
we are saved through Him!

Have a Blessed Easter